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College Magazine   April 5, 2011

By Crystal Becerril > Senior > English and Journalism > Boston University; Photo by AR > Sophomore > Graphic Design > UMBC
 
Spring break feels like it was months ago when you’re tied down with tons of work and endless boredom. Don’t fret: check out what the stars have in store for you this month.
 

Aries: You seem to be spending too many long days hidden away in the library. Although you know this will pay off come finals time, don’t be afraid to set time aside to have fun. Even if you’re against leaving the lib, take someone out to the stacks—it’s private enough.

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Taurus: Your mind seems full of useless information and it’s all getting mixed up. Don’t forget to let your strong intuition take control. Stay clear of the competitive business majors and head towards a softer crowd in the humanities. You’ll be sure to find someone that will open your eyes towards new things and leave you craving for more every time.
 
Gemini: You’ve been working out hard at the fitrec center and have spotted someone who shares your drive. Be outgoing and approach him or her, even if it’s for a completely stupid reason. You may be surprised to see what happens when two competitively natured people get together– you might even get enough of a workout to skip tomorrow’s gym time.
 
Cancer: After viewing everyone else’s spring break photos on Facebook and regretting spending your week at home on the couch eating captain crunch cereal, you may think you’re alone. It’s time to get out of this slump and into the party scene. You don’t have to be in Cancun to have fun, just ask that frisky co-ed holding the shots.
 
Leo: You’ve been having weird dreams and keep getting distracted. Why not turn those fantasies into reality? Now’s the time to experiment with no regrets.
 
Virgo: You’re feeling awkward after you keep running into that last drunk hookup in the hallway. Didn’t they look way better that night? Ignore that feigned smile and move on to bumping (and grinding) into a new person–who cares about a sloppy night?
 
Libra: The seemingly reserved one that raises his or her hands in class only every once in awhile but always has the greatest things to say is equally shy about approaching you. Make it easier on them by taking the lead, and you’ll find that they may not be as shy as you thought when it comes to other matters. Oh?
 
Scorpio: You’re sick of the everyday scene at your campus. Spend your time applying for upcoming internships. You’ll be able to mingle with other interns that share your interests in both your daytime gig and other….jobs.
 
Sagittarius: You feel like you just want to be alone right now and are sick of the local Thursday night bar, Friday party and Saturday night club. But don’t give up too easily; sometimes you may be all you need for a good time—put your hands up, put-put-put your hands up!
 
Capricorn: You check your inbox and Facebook like it’s nobody’s business. Step aside from the computer and go to a social place, like the student union. Instead of checking out that cutie from your class’s album photos, you can see them here. Just don’t profess your knowledge of their last vacation until you’ve gotten a number.
 
Aquarius: You have a lot of loose ends open, and not enough time to do…well, anything. Channel your energy into one thing: Your desire for that person that’s been sending you naughty sexts all week. This place about to Bloww…
 
Pisces: Not everything changes overnight. Your patience in the pursuit of your hot neighbor will be rewarded this month. Throw a party and invite your entire building. With a sneak peek to your bedroom and your fun drunken side, you’ll definitely have visitors again.

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