October 31st crept up on you again, didn’t it? Time to get spooky, or whatever you’d like to call it. Who even has time or money to go shopping at the Halloween store? Not many people I know. Get invited to that last–minute Halloween party but don’t have a fit?
We have your back with the 15 last minute men’s Halloween costumes that you’ll never call lame.
1. Construction Man
Pretend to be a hard worker for the night. You’ll only need to run to the store for two items with this costume. “This is what my friends and I are going as this year. Anyone need a handyman?” Penn State senior Kory Baker said. Simply pull on your blue jeans and a white shirt and stop by Walmart to get suspenders and a hard hat. This shows effort, but not too much, right?
2. Where’s Waldo
A beanie and a striped shirt will have everybody saying “Where’s Waldo?” all night. Not only is the outfit simple, but it also looks like you put some thought into the holiday that spookily crept up so quickly. “Waldo is a classic for any last-minute Halloween outfit. It never fails me,” Penn State senior Noah Cooper said. Try not to get too lost in the crowd.
3. Burglar
You can finally be a criminal and get away with it. Black on black will be all you need for this fit. Or, go for a real classic and find that black and white striped shirt. Cut a piece of black cloth with hole in the eyes so you look more undercover. But be warned, just because you look like a burglar does not mean you have a free pass to steal anything. Sorry.
4. Steve from Blue’s Clues
Blue skidoo we can too. Bring back your favorite childhood TV personality with only a green striped shirt and khaki pants. Don’t forget to bring the all-important notepad and crayon. In the end, Steve did teach us how to draw. This last-minute costume will bring back memories and have people wondering whatever happened to Steve?
5. Cross Country Runner
You might as well go for that run you’ve been putting off since you got to college, so why not show up at the Halloween party as a cross country runner? Show off some leg with short shorts. If you desire a more revealing ensemble, this costume won’t disappoint. Make sure to add a sweatband for a more vintage look. Slip on some sneaks and borrow your girlfriend’s gym shorts. Who knew Halloween could ever be this easy?
6. Superman
All boys have a Superman shirt laying around somewhere. Pair it with that white button down you wear when your parents are in town, and boom, you have yourself a costume. “I really don’t know what I’m going as this year, probably Superman. I already have the shirt,” Penn State junior Lewis Griffin said. If only being a hero was actually this easy. Add some fake glasses from Walmart, black pants and a belt, and you’re ready to save the night…incognito of course.
7. Brawny Man
This costume takes the classic lumberjack to the next level. Wear a red flannel with jeans and carry around a Brawny paper towel roll all night. Suddenly, you’ve turned into a man with a purpose. Might as well do some cleaning up while carrying around all those paper towels. We all know how messy these parties can get.
8. Ace Ventura
You already own the staple Hawaiian shirt, now all you need are some red pants. Channel your inner detective, for animals of course, dressing up as Ace Ventura. “I basically dress up as Ace Ventura every year, never fails,” Penn State junior Mike Collins said. Go to the Good Will and maybe buy some left behind stuffed animals. Who wouldn’t want to dress as a Jim Carry character?
9. Bill Nye the Science Guy
Everyone’s favorite school movie star, Bill Nye, showed us the fun side of science. He would be proud to see his grown-up audience remembering him through Halloween. We all know what he wore: a lab coat and bowtie. Be prepared to show your friends those science skills you learned in the 5th grade (if you can even remember them). As simple as E=MC2, or something like that.
10. Danny from Grease
Take it back to the 1950’s. “My girlfriend and I dressed up as this last year. Everybody loved our costumes and it was fun pretending I was from the 50s for the night,” Penn State senior Dave Brown said. This costume also works for couples. Sandy and Danny have us wanting to take it back a few decades. Also, don’t forget the hairdos; they make the look. Sing and dance the night away like you acted on the set of Grease lightening.
11. Hulk
Simple, easy and fun. Paint your entire body green and rip up a white shirt. It wouldn’t hurt to find a skin tight pair of purple leggings. Let people see those strength skills you’ve been working on all summer. Maybe you’ll even find yourself a Betty Ross.
12. Gangster
Classy with a side of badass. You’ll be mobbin’ all night with this costume. Pull out the suit you wear to those career fairs, a top hat and plastic gun. “A gangster and flapper are a great couples costume. Nothing’s more fun than dressing up with your BOO,” Penn State senior Ben Carter said. Suddenly, you’ll start brainstorming simpler ways to make money when the college grind becomes a little too much to handle.
13. Firefighter
Every little boy’s first career aspiration. Allow that juvenile dream to come to life for the night. You can also make this as sexy as you want. Typically, firefighters will wear a navy top with black pants, red suspenders and a red hard hat. Just like that, you’re to the rescue! Even have your girlfriend dress up as a Dalmatian puppy. Now that’s cute.
14. Girl
Everyone wishes that men stepped into women’s shoes more, literally and figuratively. Well, boys, what better day than halloween to conquer your fear of femininity. Dress up as a girl to stun that crowd as your last-minute Halloween costume. “I’m dressing up as a girl this year, I can’t wait to see everyone face. I mean it’s 2018 I can wear what I want” Penn State senior Matt Lee said. This will have people confused, amused and straight up laughing. Go raid your girlfriends closet instead of the other way around for once and see how she like it.
15. Marty Mcfly
Most college boys already have these essentials in their wardrobe. Get ready to travel through time with your favorite 80‘s character. Nailing the Marty McFly look comes easy. What you’ll need: red vest, denim flannel, normal flannel, blue jeans and white sneaks. Go back to the future even though your outfit won’t actually look so futuristic. If you know, you know.
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