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Top 40 Pretty Little Liarisms

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Maria Minsker   January 16, 2013  (Updated: October 24, 2014)

The second episode of the newest season of Pretty Little Liars aired last night and the moral of the episode was this: don't trust your father, because he's probably a psycho who murdered one of your best friends, cheated on your mom, and tried to get your lover/boyfriend kicked out of town. Aria, we feel you girl. Not much happened in last night's episode, except Mona's getting creepier and I'm finding myself in desperate desire of something to throw at the TV everytime those morons go into a dark scary room, attic, basement or wooded area without any sort of plan, defensive weapon or at least a friggin' flashlight. But despite their momentary (okay, prolonged) lapses in judgment, our favorite Liars say some witty things. We've collected our favorite #PLLisms for you to enjoy:

Hanna:

"If you're gonna cheat, you might as well do it with someone who deep conditions her hair occassionally."

"I went to fat camp for five summers. I can handle some woods."


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"We're not your winged monkeys."

"I look like a demented creamsicle."

"Jenna can't hear us. She's blind."

"I'm gonna pick out a college the same way I pick out clothes. From a catalog."

Spencer:

"That was my Nana's couch."

"Put something in your mouth besides your foot."

"The devil has a name and it's Toby."

"You know what they say about hope. It breeds eternal misery."

"Mona is five feet of insidious snark with a side ponytail."

Emily:

"Can we not talk about eye flaps when we're eating please?"

"We found nothing."

"My goosebumps are getting goosebumps."

"If lying was a crime, we'd all be in jail."

"These are not highlights, Hanna. This is glass in my hair."

"Can you please move your stick. There are people trying to get past you."

Aria:

"It's too hard to sit in this room everyday and call you 'Mr. Fitz.'"

"You completely mess me up, and I feel miserable sometimes, but you don't make me unhappy."

"It's all fun and sexy until someone hacks up a hairball."

"We all get it wrong sometimes."

"All good things must come to an end."

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