Hey, look at you—you just graduated (congrats)! Now it’s time to find a job (bummer). Sure, some of your fellow recent alumni already had jobs lined up, but those people are secretly robots designed to steal jobs from the debt-ridden college grads. Or so I’ve heard. Right now, you gotta focus on going all in on your job search. Not sure what finding a job will be like? It won’t be fun, that’s for sure.
When You Send out 30 Apps and Feel Great about Your Chances
When the application asks you to list “Reason for Leaving”
When you feel discriminated against because of something on your resume
when you start dreaming of making dat money
When Weeks go by and you still haven’t heard back and your optimism is fading
when you’re starting to lose hope
when you see an email from an employer
when the email turns out to be a rejection email, because of course
When you parents ask you how the job search is going
When you start to go crazy because it’s been three months and still nada
when you eventually have to go back to your part-time summer job because your career search is going no where
when you just DGAF about your part-time job
When you get so bored at home and you have no idea what you’re doing anymore
When all your friends are getting jobs and the highlight of your day is watching Maury
When you get asked if you’ve found a job yet
when you get an email from an employer…and they want to interview you
when you walk in to the office and see all the other candidates
when you’re asked a question you’re not prepared for
When you’re told “We’ll get back to you shortly”
when you get asked how your interview went
When you’re told they went with a more qualified candidate
When you’re asked to come back for a second interview but you can’t believe your good fortune
When you think you actually may have possibly (who knows?) aced the interview
Mission Not-So-Impossible: Sneaking Friends Into Your Dorm
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