Sometimes YikYak is so ridiculous that it’s terribly funny. (One example I stumbled upon: “I got my dick stuck in my car door. Help.”) Sometimes it’s horribly misogynistic, racist, whiny, and sometimes, just sometimes, it’s hopelessly romantic. In honor of those yaks, I relentlessly searched feeds from BC to NYU to UCL. I wanted to leave no romantic yaks unturned– I did my best. Here are 34 yaks that will forever be unaddressed love notes.
It’s k. Breathing isn’t important.
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Both are clueless.
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Drop beats, not hearts.
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There is no justice.
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Taking “too fast” to a whole new level.
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Here’s to hoping.
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Too much faith in a yak.
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This.
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You’re f–cked.
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Rock, meet hard place.
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Man (or Woman) up!
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“Well… tell her.”
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Says who?
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A perfect response.
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The heart can be a bit of a bastard.
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Damn.
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This is about me, yes?
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Shoulda had a V8.
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I’m a sucker for cheesy.
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“Ask her out.”
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At least the friend zone is a safe zone.
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Read the comment section.
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Amen, sister.
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Welcoming all applicants for this position.
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Good thing sleep, like breathing, is NBD.
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Do it, I dare you.
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“Irretrievable” is a hopelessly romantic word.
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May the Force be with you.
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“I need more people like you in my life.”
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“Timing is a bitch.”
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Trying not to freak out.
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Meet The Bigger Person.
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“This is the realest shit.”
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This one inspired the whole article.
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