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Home » Latest Posts » Your Monthly Horoscope: Spring Edition
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Your Monthly Horoscope: Spring Edition

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College Magazine   March 1, 2011

By Crystal Becerril > Senior > English and Journalism > Boston University; Photos by AR > Sophomore > Graphic Design > UMBC
 
A new season blooms, as the planets and stars jumble your usual pleasures into naughty favorites.

Pisces: (Feb. 19-March 20): Can’t get no satisfaction? Let your partner take control and study up, you’ll be-come quite the catch with a little practice.

 

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Aries: (March 21-April 19): Feeling adventurous? A little role-playing never hurt anyone—surprise him or her tonight, but make sure their roommate isn’t home, unless they’re willing to help out.
 
Taurus: (April 20-May 20): You may find that there’s someone contradicting all of your opinions lately. Your clashing spirits might want to wrestle out these issues, literally.
 
Gemini: (May 21-June 21): Your individuality is highlighted by your impressive list of partners. Only you could have snagged that last one, but don’t stop there, let that list grow this weekend—or tomorrow night.
 
Cancer: (June 22-July 22): Ditch the conceded bro and annoyingly talkative clinger, you’ve come to a point where you need real passion—you’d be surprised what the shy one in class is capable of. This reserved intellectual will have your grades up from A to O.
 
Leo: (July 23-Aug. 22): You’ve felt dissatisfied by your latest partner with his or her lame moves and sloppy kisses. Take a fresh start by hitting up your friend’s party, and keg, this weekend—they’ll start looking better as the night goes on.
 
Virgo: (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): A born-leader, take control in the bedroom—some handcuffs might help—and let nature dominate this season.
 
Libra: (Sept. 23-Oct. 23): You’ve seen them in class. You’ve seen them at the local bar on Thursday nights. You crashed into them while opening the door for the Chinese deliveryman while completely sloshed one night? Enough already, get a number.
 
Scorpio: (Oct. 24-Nov. 21): You can’t always control your urges and sometimes, weird turn-ons. It’s okay, some like S&M, just ask Rihanna—too soon?
 
Sagittarius: (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Romance is nice for the weary, but you have inner passions that are bursting forth. Give yourself a hand—or two– for your endurance.
 
Capricorn: (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): You are curious but shy when it comes to communicating your likes. Instead of awkwardly avoiding it, demonstrate your moves to your partner in a private show, lights on.
 

Aquarius: (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): When your roommate seems to be the only person that understands, maybe open up to experimenting—and open wide. You share a bedroom and a bathroom, right? Try the shower.

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