Last summerâs guilty pleasure for girls and unspeakable embarrassment for guys came in the form of a movie about five male strippers. Everyone had their laughs about how ridiculous (and awful) the film was, but it set an expectation of how clean-cut men are expected to look. Itâs not just about the six-pack and waxed chest but its also about the…embellishments.
Nothing gives a girl worse body issues than feeling like the only curves they have is their muffin top. If Valentineâs Day means ladies must buy lingerie that isÂ expensive and uncomfortableÂ then itâs time to raise the stakes.
Girls canât be the only ones subject to body issues. Guys if youâre looking for tight and shapely, then we expect the same from you: behold the tush-tightening undies.
Make sure you remember your geometry because those angles are really important.
Lingerie is not just about lace, satin and silk anymore. Itâs about character and shock value and this includes tails, beaks, and trunks. Thereâs a market for both genders here.
While this is all fun and games, Iâm sure all ladies can attest that Matthew McConaughey looks better in a well-fitted, pinstriped suit than in a half-naked cowboy costume or an elephant thong, canât the same be said for gentleman? What is really sexy about a nurse or a french maid?
Perhaps there is room for compromise. If guys dress up like this on Valentineâs Day,Â then maybe the ladies can meet them halfway.
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