CM’s Cheating Playlist

Everyone has his or her catharsis. Some write, some run and some get kicked out of bars. There is a soundtrack for it all. Especially made for the good guys, the bad ones, and the tempting ones here a little playlist for those involved in Shakira’s Triangle Tango.

You found out:

Rag Doll- Maroon 5

I think you should just go away. There’s no necessity for you to stay. Next time you come around my way, forget it baby you’re not coming in.

Slow but pungent lines to help you cope.

Kerosene- Miranda Lambert

Now I don’t hate the one who left, you can’t hate someone’s whose dead.

 Sharpen that tongue. Get Mad. Better yet, use this to put a little pop in your step as you tell em’ off and well, go live your life.

Cry Me River Justin Timberlake

I bet you didn’t think they’d come crashin’ down. And girl there’s just no chance for you and me, they’ll never be.

I’d just post this on their wall before you de-friend them.

Strong Enough- Cher

Cause’ I’ve been losing sleep, and you’ve been going cheap, And she ain’t worth half of me.

If there was ever a tune of empowerment from the 90s to get you kicking ass and feed the building blocks of your ego back to life… this is the song.

Man Like That – Gin Wigmore

Girl you better wake up, girl you better run, first thing in the mornin’ back stabbing bullet coming outta that gun…Girl ya gotta wonder bout’ a man like that.

In a spotify interview Wigmore said this song was a forewarning for the type of guy she dated. Thanks girl. 

You did it:

You Know I’m No Good- Amy Winehouse

I cheated myself, like I knew I would, I told you I was trouble. You know that I’m no good.

Don’t let it get this bad. Amy makes it sound sinfully appetizing but really, it’s a game that you’ll lose in the end.

Unfaithful by Rihanna:

I don’t want to take away his life, I don’t want to be a murderer.

Aw, you think your killing him. Negative. You’re just giving him a second chance at life with someone who deserves his loyalty.  Which. isn’t. you.

It Wasn’t Me- Shaggy

It wasn’t me.

Just grow some. Own your actions.

Runaway- Kanye West Pusha T

Let’s have a toast for the d**chebags, here’s a toast for the a**holes, Let’s have toast for the scumbags, everyone of them’ that I know, let’s have a toast for the jerkoffs, for never takin’ work off.

In the end, we all make mistakes. Whether it was a calculated act or an impulse for pleasure. It’s just about how we learn from them. So, have a toast and rebuild yourself to be a better person.

But lemme ask you, did you know they were taken?

Hell on Heels by Pistol Annies 

I’m Hell on Heels, Say what you will, I done the devil a deal, He made me pretty, me made me smart, and I’m gonna break me a million hearts.

Well now. I am unsure what made this your agenda but girl, refer to Timberlake to let you know how karma works.

The One That Got Away- P!nk

Oh but my man was someone else’s man and that ain’t the man that I want.

 If you didn’t know, and your heart was equally fooled, then, soak this one up. Pink’s rational will bring your mind to peace about it all.

Figure It Out- Maroon 5

We could spend sometime together. What we have he’ll never know. Your boyfriend gives you no respect, and I can see us getting’ there. So figure it out , let’s go.

Boy, there are plenty of fish in the sea, get over the complex of getting what you can’t have and use that lust on single girl.

Girlfriend- Avril Lavigne

Better yet make that girlfriend disappear, she’s like so whatever, you can do so much better. I think we should get together now.

This bubblegum pop song rock song really brings out the high school Queen B attitude. I would just like to remind you, no one likes that girl. Ever.