That’s it–I don’t believe in love. And it’s not just because I’m bitter about lacking a significant other to cuddle over winter break. The recent rash of celebrity break-ups make me wonder: if the beautiful people can’t make it work, then what hope is there for the rest of us?
The same offer (seriously) stands for Michael C. Hall, who’s divorcing his Dexter costar Jennifer Carpenter. I thought these two were perfect–the way she cried when he won the Golden Globe for Best Actor in a Drama Series last year in the midst of his cancer treatments, his heartfelt thank-you to her in the acceptance speech. But I guess it just became too much for them to handle…Carpenter filed for divorce just hours after Hall was nominated for a SAG award on Thursday. The two were married for a little less than two years, and they’re being really quiet about the whole thing. Really, I can’t find anything about why they’re breaking up, and it’s getting to be pretty annoying. If you’re sad like I am and want a little Michael C. Hall pick-me-up, watch him sing Dexter’s favorite Christmas song on Jimmy Fallon. It’s fantastic.