Keys to Success: 10 Times DJ Khaled Explained College Life
When snapchat blessed us with first-hand access into the lives of our favorite celebrities, we began to realize that they’re more like us than we ever imagined. DJ Khaled’s account has grown notoriously popular with quotable one-liners that are #socollege. His six-second messages give us more wisdom than we ever got in a three-hour lecture: “Young world, school is like life. You will be tested. Pass it.” Whether he intended to or not, DJ Khaled has accurately shown what college life is really like. In every scenario of life, you can almost hear his words of wisdom encouraging you to journey with him on the path to success.
1. When you didn’t do last night’s reading… and now there’s a pop quiz.
“You played yourself.”
2. When you get an A on that paper you spent five minutes on.
“Give thanks to the most high. LION.”
DJ Khaled’s Snapchat
3. When you realize that you have three tests in one day.
“Another one.”
4. When you get to the dining hall after not eating all day.
“Chef Dee what we got cooking in the kitchen?”
DJ Khaled’s Snapchat
5. When you go to the gym for the first time and take pictures for your entire workout.
“Elliptical talk.”
DJ Khaled’s Snapchat
6. That feeling when you’re pulling an all nighter.
“Never give up, never surrender.”
7. That Friday night after a stressful week of studying and exams.
“Celebrate success right! Ciroc Don.”
DJ Khaled’s Snapchat
8. When you get paired up with the hardworking students for a group project.
“You smart, you very smart.”
9. That moment when your sports team just won a game.
“We the best.”
10. When you find a quarter on the ground.
“Put this money in the savings account. Buy yo mama a house.”
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