When you sign up to live with random people, sometimes it doesn’t work out. For those of you wondering why your roommate secretly uses your toothbrush to clean the toilet with, here’s some reasons why.
1. You apologize too often
Unless you’re Canadian, you don’t need to keep saying “I’m sorry,” or “Dude, I didn’t know that was yours.” You don’t need to apologize every time you see them. Just drink their Red Bull and blame it on the international student like everyone else.
2. Your side is the dirty side
To all messy roommates: your neat-freak roommate does not like your side being dirty. If his side can be spotless, why can’t yours? Which brings me to reason #3.
3. That funk is from you
double triple for you if the CDC has to cordon off your room with hazard tape. Those musty gym clothes aren’t going to wash themselves. And how did they even get like that? You don’t even work out!
4. Your roommate leaves when you come into the room