Itâs Christmas! Time to enjoy family and friends and drink eggnog and watch Christmas movies!
Who is anyone fooling? Everyone knows it, youâre home for a month. You have an ex you are friendly with and neither of you are attached to a significant other at school. Carpe Diem, youâre young, you have time – Â how about one for old time sake?Â You know what Iâm talking about: the text/call from the ex for sex over break. So letâs make like a Ke$ha song and while youâre here in my arms letâs make the most of this monthâ¦ like weâre gonna go back to college bro.
Why Do People Do It?
Why do people go to McDonalds? Because itâs convenient, itâs predictable and you know the pitfalls you may encounter. You are well prepared for battle. You both will be nice in an effort to be the alpha ex. And when itâs over, you might hate yourself, but you also might be satisfied. Which is what you were doing at McDonalds in the first place, to satisfy your hungerâ¦ right?
How People Do It
There are some people (majority) that just wing it after a drink. You know when you get your drunk text on and regret it in the morning. Some people like my friend Mike have a game plan: âWell, what you gotta do is text them a week before break. I hit up every girl, ever. You have to plant âthe seed.â Weed out the people, the oneâs with boyfriends, no interest, etc. You weed them out because you canât waste time – you have a month. For example, in about an hour I am going to the mall with an old hookup…â Â With this much effort, I suggested he find a new hobby, he told me it was âTHE Exâ who made him this way.
THE Ex: Coal
Let me be clear, you arenât getting a text from âTHE Ex.â THE Ex is the reason why you are a Maneater or a John Tucker. They ripped out your naÃ¯ve heart in high school and now you live for the day they utter your name in a plea of love all so you can be like, Iâm sorry, can you repeat that? A little louderâ¦ everyone needs to hear you while you are on your kneesâ¦ Yeah, You donât text this person, and they arenât texting you. And if they do, ignore, run away call the nearest best friend for âTHE Talkâ about how they arenât going to peel you off the floor this time.
Ex-Hook Ups: Stocking Stuffer
These are the guys/gals that you casually hooked up with; it was fun, not so serious, faded. Youâre friendly, friendly enough letâs say, to text: Happy Holidays? Want to catch up? Coffee? A drink? This romance may not have had you at hello, but over the holidays itâll have you at â Hey letâs hang out some time and catch up ;)â How could you say no to that generic emoticon wink?
The Post Hook Up: Puppy Under the Tree
There might be a point that some people think: âWow that was so easy, maybe thereâs still a spark?â Save the telephone call to a friend, let me just tell ya: That wasnât a spark. That was sex under the pre-text that there were no strings attached. They are an âexâ for a reason.Â If you are looking for a date to the family holiday party, you arenât looking for an ex hook up you are looking for the new girl/guy.Â So if you are even inching towards the thought of wanting something more do not partake in the ex conversation. You are setting yourself up for a countdown to the days you go back to college.
Â Let me be clear: you are single, had a fun hook up back home and are looking forward to being single in the long run. Text the ex for sex has crossed your mind and ya know what? If theyâre a willing fool in your plot to fool around…. make like a Ke$ha song: Tik Tok on the clock, you only got a month.Â Â Â