“Do you have a condom?” When you’re ready to go, and the dirty talk is flowing, the word condom doesn’t always sound so sexy. In order to insert safe sex as smoothly as well…you know, check out our top 10 phrases for using protection. And if you’re ready to re-stock your stash, we’re giving away a lifetime* supply of condoms here.
1. Don’t be silly, wrap your willie
2. If you think she’s spunky, cover your monkey
3. Love is cleaner with a packaged wiener
4. Cover your stump before you hump
5. If you’re not gonna sack it, go home and whack it
6. Wrap it in foil, before you check her oil
7. You can’t go wrong, if you shield your dong
8. No glove, no love
9. Don’t be a fool, cover your tool
10. Sock that wang, before you bang
*Lifetime in CollegeMag world is 4 years..cause life ends after graduation, right?