The coronavirus rages on and college students around the country hibernate in front of their computer screens. Life becomes more bizarre by the day: joggers outside sport cutouts of old socks over their faces, the guy on the news urging you not to inhale or shoot up with Clorox, and your dream of minimizing your professor’s face in lecture has all become a reality. When did we change places with the meme parallel universe? More importantly, is God punishing us for killing off his next prophet, Harambe? Either way, we could all use a good laugh.
Here lies a curated collection of the best coronamemes on the market.
1. Staying Active
Does raging anxiety from obsessively reading the daily news also burn calories?
2. Weekly Outings
“Under Trump’s eye.” “May the economy open.”
3. America’s Wang
When public health is in the hands of “Florida Man,” you know you’re in trouble.
4. Dressing Up
Tfw you’re getting dressed up for your dog’s benefit.
5. Boomers Level 2
Someday we’ll be telling our grandkids how they’ll never understand the struggle of the virtual class.
6. Happy Hour
Anybody else downing their daily multivitamins with a shot of tequila?
7. Is it Monday again?
Ok boss, on today’s agenda we have lying prostrate in bed, losing track of how many episodes you’ve binged, and eating cereal on the floor. Would you believe it! That’s tomorrow’s agenda too.
8. TP Daydreams
Is shell shock due to toilet paper shortage a thing?
9. Listen to the Experts
Now all we need is Covid-20 to spill the tea on Covid-19…
10. Don’t forget your masks and gloves
The foggy glasses struggle is real.
11. Important thoughts
Nice legs, Covid. You’ve got a lot of them, I see.
12. Resume to your regularly scheduled programming
Experts recommend keeping your daily rituals even while working from home. pic.twitter.com/ktHuEaXMLT
— Tomáš Bella (@kvasinka) March 16, 2020
Alternatively, sit in a cramped corner with a backpack on your lap for an hour to simulate daily travel routines. For bonus points, add some splotches of ketchup or other suspicious liquid to the ground next to your feet to really recreate the scene.
13. Correlation vs. Causation
If 5G causes Covid, could I at least get better reception first?
14. Don’t Panik
Just think! Bank robbers were just minimizing infection risk all along!
15. Day 17829?
Asking how long until lockdown ends is starting to feel like asking your dad on a road trip “Are we there yet?”
16. A Mask for Everyone
He’s wearing a mewsk.
17. Snapchatting Way Too Often
Girl, don’t text Covid back. He’s been texting allof us.
18. Oui oui!
As if 2020 didn’t already seem like one big Twilight Zone episode…
19. Professors who care
“Due to concerns about the Coronavirus, the final has been canceled! …And replaced with five different 25-page research papers.”
20. Out of Quarantine Snacks
Me in quarantine sending my dog to get me hot Cheetos pic.twitter.com/1Avx0JMlLo
— Nancy (@Wtfnancyison) March 19, 2020
Quick doctor! I’m afflicted with an attack of the snacks!
21. Ignore All Visitors
Covid-19: *exists*
Every advertiser that’s ever knocked on your door:
22. Make-shift Toiletries
Yeah…except that you can’t wipe with a virtual diploma.
23. May the Force Be With You
Just think: if we could all master the force, no one would need hand sanitizer.
24. Art.
Meanwhile, the Last Supper is moving onto Zoom.
25. It Could be Worse
If the Egyptians could put up with all those frogs, you can cut your hair from home.
26. The Last Level
Every time you successfully sleep through a lecture by turning off the camera and mic is one level up.
27. Distance Learning
Vader and the Emperor’s holograph convos are still cinema’s greatest example of remote learning.
28. Shhhh.
Just pretend you’re Jeff Epstein and everyone outside is your cellmate.
29. Update your LinkedIn
My job is scrolling apathetically through Indeed listings.
30. Surprise!
My daily vitamin C supplement is ready for battle.
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