By Alexis Gutter>Sophomore>Journalism>University of Maryland
CM went out and asked college students one hotly debated question: If you had to give one up, which would it be, oral sex or cheese? Here’s what you said:
Eric, American University, Freshman, International Business and Marketing major
“Oral sex because there’s still normal sex and cheese goes on so many things that I couldn’t live without.”
Victor, Oklahoma State University, Freshman, Marketing major
“Definitely oral sex because I love cheese. There’s just so much at stake with giving up cheese; cheeseburgers, sandwiches, cheesecake, cottage cheese, Cheez-It’s, macaroni and cheese, pizza”
DJ, Auburn University, Sophomore, Psychology major
“Well, I’m lactose intolerant, so cheese by default”
Taylor, Clemson University, Sophomore, Early Childhood Education major:
“Well, I don’t really like cheese, so….”
Audrey, Boston University, Sophomore, Religion major:
“Cheese because it is fattening and blow jobs are not, yet they’re both protein packed. I’m just happy I live in a country where I can have cheese and oral.”
Rachel, Barnard University, Sophomore, English major:
“I would give up oral because cheese is a life-long friend who never has given me a urinary tract infection.”
Seth, Cornell University, Junior, Communications major:
“Oral sex because I really don’t think I could go longer than 2 days without cheese.”
Ben, Emory University, Junior, English major:
“All forms of sex are important in relationships. Giving up oral could have detrimental effects.”
Erica, University of Michigan, Junior, Political Science major
“I’ve never received oral sex, but based on what I hear, I’d give up cheese.”
Steven, The Ohio State University, Senior, Biology major
“I’d say oral sex, because I can still have regular sex and there’s nothing like a bacon cheeseburger.”
Megan, Kent State University Senior Communications major
“Cheese because oral sex is so much more fun. Plus, it gives me a reason not to eat so much pizza.”
