By Michelle DeWitt
The Pentagon got down to serious “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” business recently with a survey they distributed to 400,000 active duty and reserve troops. The goal of the survey is to get a feel for how members of the armed forces will respond when “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” is repealed, allowing gays and lesbians to serve openly in the military.
In theory, this is a really good idea and an important step toward acclimating the military community for the repeal of this law. But the Pentagon can always be counted on to make something good not so good.
The survey was released to the Washington Post and has recently come under fire for questions that makes my eighty-five year old grandparents look progressive. Some of the questions ask whether they currently think that any of their colleagues are “homosexual,” while others ask about interactions with colleagues if “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” is repealed. And of course, no insensitive survey about gays and lesbians would be complete without an obligatory shower question.

It kind of reminds me of the surveys you find in Cosmopolitan magazine, but instead of finding out if you’re “BFF is really on your side” (talk about a hot button issue), you can find out if you kind of don’t want DADT to be repealed, really don’t want DADT to be repealed, or totally don’t want DADT to be repealed. Let the fun begin.
I think the executive director of Servicemembers United, Alexander Nicholson, put it best when he said, “The Defense Department just shot itself in the foot by releasing such a flawed survey to 400,000 servicemembers, and it did so at an outrageous cost to taxpayers.” And that is really the icing on the cake; not only did they do something potentially offensive and absolutely stupid, but it cost American citizens $4.5 million.
There is no doubt that the survey needs to be reevaluated and remade to reflect the fact that there are some who feel that the repeal of “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” would be a positive change.