Kiddie Kardashian?!? And TMI, Brangelina.
By Allie Edwards
- There comes a time in a gal’s life when she gets tired of hearing Brad Pitt talk about having hot sex with Angelina Jolie. And it isn’t just because I think Angelina is a skank and a home wrecker (Team Aniston all the way!). It’s the fact that they feel the need to share with us mere mortals how incredible it is, and that they do it anytime, anywhere. Apparently, there’s some sort of grotto in their backyard, shrouded by exotic plants and a waterfall, and it’s one of Brangelina’s favorite places to do the nasty. I feel like they’re trying to make me feel bad about myself: Brad Pitt is screwing someone under a freaking waterfall and it’s not you! Except it’s not working. I’m rather underwhelmed, actually, since I’m pretty sure I’ve read that exact scene in at least one Nora Roberts novel. Not that I read Nora Roberts novels…
Oh please, get a room.
- Rachel McAdams and Eric Bana star in the film version of one of my favorite books, The Time Traveler’s Wife, which opens today. It’s about this guy (Bana) who jumps back and forth in time, which is cool, unless you can’t control it. Even though the two are meant for each other, Bana’s character tends to suddenly disappear, making for a rocky relationship, to say the least. If the movie is even half as good as the book, it has the potential to be even better than The Notebook. And if all that isn’t enough to make you go see it, I heard that Bana’s butt makes a guest appearance…
I refuse to fall in love with a fictional character…I refuse to fall…too late.
- Breaking news: Seth MacFarlane confirms that Stewie is gay! Wait, really? The crazy baby from Family Guy has a sexual preference? And does anybody care? I guess Mr. MacFarlane was too busy counting his money to hear about last year’s big announcement by J.K Rowling - Dumbledore’s gay too! Ah, the old “(insert favorite character here) is gay!” trick. Let’s all humor him and pretend to be interested for a couple of minutes…if only because I think his Hulu commercial is funny.
Seth MacFarlane…advocate for homosexual babies everywhere.
- Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant. Is it possible to call child services on behalf of an unborn child? Because somebody should get on that…like now.
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Tags: Brangelina, Family Guy, Kourtney Kardashian, The Time Travelers Wife
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