Famous people are dropping like flies.  And it’s depressing the hell out of me.   I’m genuinely saddened about the recent deaths of Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, Ed McMahon, and Billy Mays, and I think it would be tasteless to talk about them alongside the rest of my snarky commentary.  So, I’ve decided that I’m only going to blog about the less morbid entertainment news. Here goes:

• David and Victoria Beckham are planning to celebrate their tenth anniversary on Necker’s Island, a small tropical getaway in the British Virgin Islands. There’s only one place to stay, so the couple will have the entire island to themselves. At $51,000 a night, I guess it’s only fair that the Beckhams will be free to run around naked without worrying about the paparazzi. Can you imagine how much the tabloids would pay for a photo of naked Beckhams? Actually, $51,000 seems reasonable for one night in paradise…with David Beckham.
  Oh God.
  I really need stop thinking up scenarios that involve me and naked David Beckham, all alone, in various romantic settings-it’s starting to affect my sleep.

Why can't I be that pretty?

• Looks like Kevin Jonas is finally gonna get some! The 21-year-old tween idol just got engaged to his girlfriend of two years, Danielle Deleasa, who’s also from New Jersey. The two met while they were vacationing in the Bahamas. How romantic. Oh, and did I mention the custom-made, freaking huge diamond ring?! I’m not going to say I’m jealous of this Danielle chick, but I think I might reconsider the possible merits of the JoBros’ purity rings if it meant that I’d score a rock like that.

I like THIS ring.

• When I first heard this story, I immediately shrieked: “What’chu talkin’ ’bout, Willis?!” Okay, maybe I didn’t actually shriek, but that’s the first thing that popped into my head. Gary Coleman’s wife, Shannon Price, was just arrested on suspicion of domestic abuse and disorderly conduct. Seriously, what kind of b!tch would hit Gary Coleman?! I wish I could smack her around! The Diff’rent Strokes star may not be the victim; Coleman’s rep hasn’t commented on the arrest. The mug shot is enough to give me the creeps…I’m a little afraid she’s going to hit me next. But I could take her…don’t worry Gary!

Who let her out of the trailer park?!

Tags: Danielle Deleasa, David Beckham, Gary Coleman, Kevin Jonas

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