Why I’m Proud to be a Jersey Girl
- HOLY CRAP. That’s the only way I know how to semi-accurately describe the season finale of The Real Housewives of New Jersey. I didn’t think it could get any worse when Danielle brought the book to Teresa’s dinner party…but that was before Teresa went completely ballistic, screaming obscenities and calling Danielle all kinds of derogatory names, including “prostitute whore”. Oh snap! It was probably the most entertaining hour of reality television since the finale of the first season of Survivor, when that trashy truck-driver lady told one of the finalists that she’d let her die of thirst in the desert rather than help her. Honestly, it’s just too good to describe. You just have to watch it to understand.
Look at these pictures of Teresa having a sh!t fit: http://www.bravotv.com/the-real-housewives-of-new-jersey/teresas-flipbook
- Rob Pattinson is in NYC shooting his new movie, Remember Me, and he looks delicious. Apparently, a little too delicious. Some crazed fans couldn’t resist the urge to literally throw themselves at the poor guy while he was walking back to his trailer from the set. It’s actually pretty terrifying, since there were only a couple of bodyguards with Rob, and at least a dozen screeching girls groping him and taking pictures with him. For the record, I wouldn’t have been one of those girls. In my fantasy, I’m waiting for him in his trailer, throwing darts at a picture of Kristen Stewart. I’m cuter than her anyway…right?
Hiiiiii Rob.
- New Kids on the Block just announced that they are canceling the Australian leg of their world tour because of the economic recession. I don’t know how the Aussies are going to deal with such an overwhelming disappointment.
- Finally, Kate Gosselin was caught on camera smacking one of her kids. Apparently, it’s a big deal to some people. inTouch Weekly scored the scandalous photos, and it’s plastered on the cover of this week’s issue. Kate argues that she’s “a mother first” and that she’ll discipline her misbehaving children whether the paparazzi are there to see it or not. Maybe Leah made fun of her mom’s reverse-mullet haircut. Yikes.
Playtime is over.
Tags: Kate Gosselin, New Kids on the Block, Rob Pattinson, The Real Housewives of New Jersey
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