I Laugh at People Who Fall Down, and I Want to Be a Rebound.
- Take a deep breath, everybody: Adam Lambert has come out. Phew. In case you’ve been living under a rock for the past month or so, Lambert is the runner-up on the latest season of American Idol. The seemingly endless speculation about whether he’s gay has finally ended, and he’s posing on the cover of the most recent issue of Rolling Stone with the headline “The Liberation of Adam Lambert”. Why anybody is so gravely concerned about the sexuality of reality show contestants is something I just don’t get. Maybe it’s a futile attempt to make the show interesting. If that’s the goal, I might be more inclined to watch if Ryan Seacrest didn’t wear a shirt. Just a suggestion.
This is probably the most press he will ever get.
- Bret Michaels must have known what would happen if he ever walked into a Broadway theater: he would be physically attacked. And after his performance at the Tony Awards on Sunday night, that’s exactly what happened. As a trashy reality star and former frontman of the 80’s rock band Poison, Michaels played a song from one of the nominated musicals, Rock of Ages, at the beginning of the awards show. But when he turned around to walk off the stage, a piece of the set came down and hit him square in the face.
And it. Was. Hilarious.
As it turned out, the accident left the Rock of Love star with a split lip and a fractured nose, and he might have to postpone some upcoming tour dates. Is it terrible that I’m still cracking up? If you haven’t seen it, you have to watch the clip:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JocPcYBCN18
- I’ve just decided to take a road trip to Dawson’s Creek. James Van Der Beek, a.k.a. Dawson Leery, has just split from his wife of six years, actress Heather McComb. I want him to be the Dawson to my Joey.
I tried to photoshop myself into the picture. I failed.
- Chris Brown’s lawyer recently requested that the rapper’s preliminary hearing be pushed back because certain leaks to the press (specifically the police photo of Rihanna after the alleged beating) would “compromise” Brown’s defense. The judge denied the movement, basically because it’s bullsh!t. So, the hearing is still set for June 22.
And Chris Brown is still a turd.
Tags: Adam Lambert, Bret Michaels, Chris Brown, James Van Der Beek
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