Kate & Lisa
Whoever your Valentine is and whatever your plans may be, a hot tub is the perfect nightcap-and totally free of charge. Scout out local apartment complexes (the fancy ones) and motels (the not-so-fancy ones). As long as you’re quiet and keep it PG-13, you can get away with a little lighthearted trespassing.
Lisa and Kate spell love H-O-T T-U-B.
On a first date?
Use structured activities as a fortress against the pressure. Lisa is a fan of tastings-wine stores often have them for free, and the focus will be on your mouths, which, as Cher taught us in Clueless, is always good. If you prefer beer, find a liquor store that will let you mix a six-pack of fancy brews. If you hit it off, a spontaneous trip to the tubs might seal the deal.
Are you honeymooners?
When you’re newly in love, every day is Valentine’s. Distinguish February 14 by going over the romantic edge: find an ideal stargazing locale-Kate suggests a roof or golf course-and bring a bottle of (cheap) champagne. And snacks-we’re big on snacks. And more bubbly for the hot tub!
Are you in it for the long haul?
Time smuggles in two evils: less attention paid to each other and less hot-and-heavy action. Take on your demons. If you’ve lost track of your partner’s everyday likes and needs, notice and indulge. Stock their new favorite cereal, or clean the bathroom (way better than flowers). Ask them to drive home from hot tubbing-and surprise them with sweet, sweet road head.
Sharing the night with your BFF?
Staying in to chat over gossip magazines and frozen treats is tempting, but why settle for the same old girls’ night in? Round up a card night. We like Spades-with plenty of cheap beer, loud music, and juicy divulgences. Lucky you if you’re somewhere warm enough to hang out on the front porch, and have remembered to save a six-pack for the tubs.
Tags: cheap champagne, Clueless, hot tubs, road head
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