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Parker Vail

It Girl

by Parker Vail on May 21, 2012
Magazine Journalism > Syracuse University

 Against my better judgment, I hooked up with a cute business student – Roy - just last week. Imagine my surprise when I heard that he had hooked up with a close friend of mine over the weekend....

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Bad Dirty Talk

by Parker Vail on April 24, 2012
Magazine Journalism>Syracuse University

For as long as I live, I will never forget the time Jamie asked me to tell him he was big. Fishing for compliments is one thing. Demanding them between thrusts is entirely another.  Sadly,...

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A Numbers Game

by Parker Vail on April 16, 2012
Magazine Journalism>Syracuse University

You met him at a basement party. You stole his phone and punched your digits in before he could say no. “So sly,” thought you!  “Who is this bitch,” thought he. Aggressive...

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Un-dateable

by Parker Vail on April 07, 2012
Magazine Journalism>Syracuse University

There’s no such thing as the Perfect Man. I know, I know, pick your jaw back up off the floor. I’m absolutely shattering your delusions of the dating world here. But sass aside, I’m...

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Myths of College Dating: Guys Make the First Move

by Parker Vail on March 31, 2012
Magazine Journalism>Syracuse University

Here it is, the absolute truth when it comes to the rules of dating: they don’t exist. Rather than following some mythical doctrine of what will or will not help you find love, intuition and the...

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The Angry Dolphin

by Parker Vail on March 24, 2012
Magazine Journalism>Syracuse University

A mysterious incident involving the appearance of an inflatable phallus recently sparked a conversation between me and two girl friends, about the stealthy nature of the male sex organ. “The...

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How to Have Novelty Sex – and Not Get Caught

by Parker Vail on March 17, 2012
Magazine Journalism>Syracuse University

If you’ll recall, darling readers, I’m a big proponent of simple sex, with a little bit of a twist. If you start with simple ice cream, and add some sprinkles and hot fudge, you’ve...

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The Lost Art of Dating

by Parker Vail on March 10, 2012
Magazine Journalism>Syracuse University

I love to hear about college sweethearts, but let’s be realistic: how many couples start out their “How We Met” story with, “Well, we were grinding in a dark basement off-campus,...

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Simple Chemistry

by Parker Vail on March 03, 2012
Magazine Journalism>Syracuse University

T-Swift is a tricky little minx.Taking all of your anger and frustration and putting it into words, that’s a coping method I suppose I can get behind.  But when I heard her singing about...

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Faking Orgasms

by Parker Vail on February 26, 2012
Magazine Journalism > Syracuse University

I’m a good actress, but I wish I didn’t have to be. Surveys show that when asked to rate their driving skills, the majority of people polled claim to be “moderately good to excellent...

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Stride of Pride

by Parker Vail on February 18, 2012
Magazine Journalism > Syracuse University

My bestie has perfected what we prefer to call “the stride of pride.”  But her early morning cardio obviously has a stigma; one associated with skulking in high heels through the quad...

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