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Top 10 Most Unathletic Universities

by Lance Pauker on May 01, 2012
Senior > American Studies > Georgetown

We all know how good Kentucky is at basketball, or how Virginia tears it up on the lacrosse field. But what about those colleges where sports are relegated to obscurity? Since we here at College...

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Is Beer Pong a Sport?

by Lance Pauker on April 24, 2012
Senior > American Studies > Georgetown

There are a lot of questions the need answers for the world to continue. Then there's those that have gone unawared throughout the history of the world. 1. Will there ever be a day drinking...

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The Lax Bro Culture

by Lance Pauker on April 17, 2012
Senior > American Studies > Georgetown

Nowadays, the term “lax bro” is thrown around more than first-semester freshmen throw around frisbees on the quad – which, by the way, automatically disqualifies you from ever being...

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The 10 People You Meet in Your College Gym

by Lance Pauker on April 10, 2012
Senior > American Studies > Georgetown

There is no doubting that college gyms are on the shortlist for best people watching venue of all time. In case you have doubts, here’s the shortlist: 1. Mall entrances 2. Outside Hot Topic 3....

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The LeBron James-Tiger Woods Complex

by Lance Pauker on April 03, 2012
Senior > American Studies > Georgetown

LeBron James and Tiger Woods walk into a bar. Upon seeing them, the bartender drops everything that he’s doing to attend to his new customers. After all, they are the greatest customers that have...

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NBA Fashion Faux Pas: Is Objectivity Immoral?

by Lance Pauker on March 27, 2012
Senior > American Studies > Georgetown

A faux pas is defined as a violation of accepted social norms. Most people view the term as something negative, often connoting it with something you should never ever do because the cool kids from...

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How-To Guide: Using Twitter With Sports

by Lance Pauker on March 20, 2012
Senior > American Studies > Georgetown

Young people nowadays are pretty into watching games without actually watching the game. This is because worst/best invention of all-time, our beloved Internet, has enabled viewers to watch their game...

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March Madness: Sparknotes To Reach The Final Four

by Lance Pauker on March 13, 2012
Senior > American Studies > Georgetown

The days between Selection Sunday and the kickoff of March Madness are pretty much the same thing as the night before a big ninth grade English test on a book that is way too long and difficult...

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Why The First 2 Days of March Madness Rule

by Lance Pauker on March 06, 2012
Senior > American Studies > Georgetown

It’s the most wonderful time of the year – March Madness; did you think I was talking about Christmas? And if you needed to understand why the first two days of The Tournament is ultimate...

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Make Him Think You Know Sports: 7 Things That'll Impress Him

by Lance Pauker on February 28, 2012
Senior > American Studies > Georgetown

In the never-ending quest to brag to your friends about how many boys totally want to get with you, here are some sure-fire ways to give you that extra edge over the competition: 1. Join a fantasy...

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Eli Manning and the Little Brother Complex

by Lance Pauker on February 22, 2012
Senior > American Studies > Georgetown

There is no denying that Eli Manning has forever played under his older brother’s shadow. But with this latest Super Bowl, perhaps that shadow isn’t as ominous as it is distinguished. Maybe...

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For Bros, We're All In The League

by Lance Pauker on February 14, 2012
Senior > American Studies > Georgetown

Almost every college house that has ever hosted a party will end said party with a mystery box. In this box, the party residue is endless. Watches, phones and drivers licenses, sure, but you’ll...

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Clear Eyes, Full Hearts: Remembering Friday Night Lights

by Lance Pauker on February 07, 2012
Senior > American Studies > Georgetown

The Dillon Panthers’“Play like a champion today” – it’s just a rallying cry, sure. But beneath the “this is the most important thing you’ll ever do in your...

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